What The Upper Crusters Might Say 

The elites, the gentry, the upper class- not the common folk like me, they use phrases that the rest of us never do and never will. 

Such phrases include the following: 

Jeeves, bring the car around to the front 

Anna, please draw the curtains in the ballroom 

Oh Parker, call Lord Pinkney and inform him that we will be dining at 8 o’clock tonight 

Clara, will you bring me some tea and then turn down my bed  

Pascal, Id like you to prepare the wagyu beef, alba truffles, foie gras, and some beluga caviar for dinner. There will be 14 guests who are coming and please use the gold-plated flatware tonight. 

On the other hand, the gentry will never be using phrases that we commoners use, such as the following: 

I’ll change the cars’ oil after lunch 

We don’t have the money for a vacation this year 

I’m afraid that we might have to move in with my parents 

John, please move the car into the carport 

No, the elite will never have to say such things, and personally I can do without caviar and gold-plated flatware.