A Book Tour Without 

---Hi Stan, what’s up? 

---I’m going on a book tour Bob 

---I didn’t know you’d written a book 

---I haven’t 

---So how can you go on a book tour? 

---People don’t know that I haven’t written a book 

---But Stan, people come to a bookstore to see an author and get a signed book. They want there to be a book 

---So, I will surprise them and sing some songs and juggle something 

---Stan, I’m not sure you have a good idea here. I think that you have to first write a book 

---Really? And what about you? You are running for Congress, and you have no ethical standards, no moral compass, and no common sense 

--I think that I will fit right in 

Why did the pony ask for water? 

Because he was a little horse 

--Ok, OK, so it’s corny. What did you expect? -something by Groucho Marx, SJ Perlman, or Woody Allen?